Who Am I When No One's Lookin?

• i am quite a lazy bum
• i bite my fingers 
• i fool around on the piano
• i belt music at the top of my lungs even though i am terrible
• i never wear pants
• i throw all my clothes on the floor
• i leave drawers open
• i day dream constantly 
• i doodle 
• i eat all the time
• i dont talk to myself 
• i forget to take off my make-up, sleep in it, and then look terrible and not care if im not going out
• im bored/boring