☂Dear Mother

I need a cell phone... do you know why!? So that I can talk to my boyfriend (who you don't know about), so that I can text in class (not a good reason) and so that I am not a complete loser!
ALL OF THESE REASONS ARE NOT FOR THE EARS OF PARENTS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
i need a good reason to get one!


yours,
a dancer.