The many names of the vaj :P as told by the L word

Burnt curtains, wiff-waff, clit, cunt, pussy, beaver, twat, down there, nether regions, private parts, naughty bits, no-no, lady parts, it, peeper, punani, front-bottom, pretty pink pearl, yoni, tongue-trap, bald man in a boat, breakfast of champions, munchbox, wee wee, ha ha, hoo hoo, mimi, fuckhole, calcunta. Get a hot beef injection, dip the chip, bang the box, sweep out the chimney, stretch that leather, bump the uglies, dip and dive, shake the sheets, crack the nut, get some skank on the hang-low, ride the baloney pony, give that dog a bone, shuck the oyster, put some beef in yo' taco, ride that beef bus to tuna town. The lips between the hips, furry monkey, smurf crease, bearded oyster, bikini biscuit, cooter, cherry pie, cat flaps, cha-cha, hairy goblet, grand canyon, fish taco, cream collector, goodie bag, box of assorted creams, honey pot, dugout, love mitten, mermaid's purse, skeeky/skeezy, pink velvet sausage wallet, nonny, ham wallet, coochie, sweet spot, power slot, foo-foo valve, pork shutters, bermuda triangle, grab hole, squeegee, vertical smile, vessel tube, monkey's chin, chewbacca, panty hamster, roast beef sandwich, camel toe.