Burnt curtains, wiff-waff, clit, cunt, pussy, beaver, twat, down there, nether regions, private parts, naughty bits, no-no, lady parts, it, peeper, punani, front-bottom, pretty pink pearl, yoni, tongue-trap, bald man in a boat, breakfast of champions, munchbox, wee wee, ha ha, hoo hoo, mimi, fuckhole, calcunta. Get a hot beef injection, dip the chip, bang the box, sweep out the chimney, stretch that leather, bump the uglies, dip and dive, shake the sheets, crack the nut, get some skank on the hang-low, ride the baloney pony, give that dog a bone, shuck the oyster, put some beef in yo' taco, ride that beef bus to tuna town. The lips between the hips, furry monkey, smurf crease, bearded oyster, bikini biscuit, cooter, cherry pie, cat flaps, cha-cha, hairy goblet, grand canyon, fish taco, cream collector, goodie bag, box of assorted creams, honey pot, dugout, love mitten, mermaid's purse, skeeky/skeezy, pink velvet sausage wallet, nonny, ham wallet, coochie, sweet spot, power slot, foo-foo valve, pork shutters, bermuda triangle, grab hole, squeegee, vertical smile, vessel tube, monkey's chin, chewbacca, panty hamster, roast beef sandwich, camel toe.
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6.11.11
The many names of the vaj :P as told by the L word
Burnt curtains, wiff-waff, clit, cunt, pussy, beaver, twat, down there, nether regions, private parts, naughty bits, no-no, lady parts, it, peeper, punani, front-bottom, pretty pink pearl, yoni, tongue-trap, bald man in a boat, breakfast of champions, munchbox, wee wee, ha ha, hoo hoo, mimi, fuckhole, calcunta. Get a hot beef injection, dip the chip, bang the box, sweep out the chimney, stretch that leather, bump the uglies, dip and dive, shake the sheets, crack the nut, get some skank on the hang-low, ride the baloney pony, give that dog a bone, shuck the oyster, put some beef in yo' taco, ride that beef bus to tuna town. The lips between the hips, furry monkey, smurf crease, bearded oyster, bikini biscuit, cooter, cherry pie, cat flaps, cha-cha, hairy goblet, grand canyon, fish taco, cream collector, goodie bag, box of assorted creams, honey pot, dugout, love mitten, mermaid's purse, skeeky/skeezy, pink velvet sausage wallet, nonny, ham wallet, coochie, sweet spot, power slot, foo-foo valve, pork shutters, bermuda triangle, grab hole, squeegee, vertical smile, vessel tube, monkey's chin, chewbacca, panty hamster, roast beef sandwich, camel toe.
21.8.11
20.8.11
just so you know
It is more of a challenge to type without error when you are under the influence of alcohol.
In case you were wondering.
In case you were wondering.
18.8.11
entertaining
I'm not quite sure why this is so entertaining.... but why not tease an animated rabbit with your mouse?
31.5.11
30.5.11
those people
You know those certain people in your life who you are yourself with? The ones that can see through all of the walls you put up without even a question. It's just a look, they know, and I'm in tears.
But I have nothing to cry about, life is good, everything will work out.
I am just so stressed out and have so much on my plate for the next little while. And all I want to do is sit around and be with my favourite people.
Summer cannot come fast enough.
But I have nothing to cry about, life is good, everything will work out.
I am just so stressed out and have so much on my plate for the next little while. And all I want to do is sit around and be with my favourite people.
Summer cannot come fast enough.
16.5.11
27.4.11
24.4.11
?!?!??!?!?!?!!??!?!??!?!?!?!?
Ever been so sure of what you want, but yet so confused as to how you feel about wanting it? or how to get it? Or mad at yourself for wanting it?
18.3.11
my life is so crazy
I'm really hoping that after spring break things will calm down for at least half a month. Just so that I can catch my breath in math and maybe be less stressed out!? Maybe that is too much to ask.
Exactly one week until edmonton <3
The goodbye will suck, but it's not a depressing one, just a hard one.
Exactly one week until edmonton <3
The goodbye will suck, but it's not a depressing one, just a hard one.
27.2.11
2.2.11
mind games
Sometimes my own mind plays games with me... It gets me all worked up and worried about things that in the end are minor or turn out to be okay.
7.12.10
6.12.10
My eyes ache from fatigue
math class is painful on the last period of the day!
I can't believe I have two more weeks of school and that's it until break :DDDD
I can't believe I have two more weeks of school and that's it until break :DDDD
21.11.10
top five blogs I follow
- always tomorrow I always look forward to her pictures because they are always great!
- all the lovely particulars There are always interesting new things to check out on this blog :)
- BLEUBIRD VINTAGE I love their family and their style is so cute!
- meow She always makes me laugh.
- CHEAP THRILLS. I LOVE her style
16.11.10
14.11.10
13.11.10
long weekends brought to you by: skipping
Skipping friday because thursday was off anyways was a very good decision. Now if I still think that once I get back to school and have no idea what is happening in physics I do not know :P But for now I am well rested and on the fourth harry potter movie! And this is what happens when you have no life :P
Tonight I am off to the first hangout where kyra me and janelle will all be together and no one else there in probably a year. ITS BEEN TOO LONG! I am super excited though :)
I will report back tomorrow.
night all
Tonight I am off to the first hangout where kyra me and janelle will all be together and no one else there in probably a year. ITS BEEN TOO LONG! I am super excited though :)
I will report back tomorrow.
night all
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